Top Dirty Sounding Poker Phrases

Posted by Bill @ 3:21 pm

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I’ve been trying to expand this list a bit but I thought I would throw what I have out there and see if anybody else had something to add.

That’s a nice sized rack you got there.

Nice pair.

I love pushing it all-in.

Your pair is no good.

I flopped the nuts.

He’s holding the nuts.

I can’t wait to get my hands on your rack.

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COMMENTS / 4 COMMENTS

How about–

And yet again, Big Slick is all-in against Siegfried and Roy.

hdouble added these pithy words on Nov 07 04 at 8:12 pm

A new one came to mind:

The Hilton sisters just got rocked by a couple of cowboys.

Bill Rini added these pithy words on Nov 08 04 at 12:19 am

In a similar vein –

Big Slick nailed the Hilton Sisters on the flop.

Permanent4 added these pithy words on Nov 09 04 at 2:51 pm

They slowplayed each other across the table with every hand, all night long - she stroking his ego until he was on full tilt, and he riding her draw strong and loose past the turn, but then pulling out before the river every time. When they were finally going heads up on fifth street, he splashed his pocket prematurely. He flushed red, got a bad beat from her quads, and vowed never to go blinds into her pot again.

PureToo added these pithy words on Aug 29 06 at 10:24 am

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