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Top Dirty Sounding Poker Phrases

by Bill Rini on November 7, 2004

in Poker, Poker Humor

I’ve been trying to expand this list a bit but I thought I would throw what I have out there and see if anybody else had something to add.

That’s a nice sized rack you got there.

Nice pair.

I love pushing it all-in.

Your pair is no good.

I flopped the nuts.

He’s holding the nuts.

I can’t wait to get my hands on your rack.

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 hdouble November 7, 2004 at 8:12 pm

How about–

And yet again, Big Slick is all-in against Siegfried and Roy.

2 Bill Rini November 8, 2004 at 12:19 am

A new one came to mind:

The Hilton sisters just got rocked by a couple of cowboys.

3 Permanent4 November 9, 2004 at 2:51 pm

In a similar vein –

Big Slick nailed the Hilton Sisters on the flop.

4 PureToo August 29, 2006 at 10:24 am

They slowplayed each other across the table with every hand, all night long – she stroking his ego until he was on full tilt, and he riding her draw strong and loose past the turn, but then pulling out before the river every time. When they were finally going heads up on fifth street, he splashed his pocket prematurely. He flushed red, got a bad beat from her quads, and vowed never to go blinds into her pot again.

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