I’ve been trying to expand this list a bit but I thought I would throw what I have out there and see if anybody else had something to add.
That’s a nice sized rack you got there.
Nice pair.
I love pushing it all-in.
Your pair is no good.
I flopped the nuts.
He’s holding the nuts.
I can’t wait to get my hands on your rack.
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Hi, my name is Bill Rini and this is my poker blog. I've been blogging about poker and the poker industry since around 2003-ish. Like most people I started out playing poker as entertainment in home games whenever we wanted to sit around and smoke cigars, drink beer, and eat pizza, and needed a good excuse. I started playing online shortly after the first online card rooms opened and it wasn't long before I was playing 20, 30, or even 40 hours a week or more. One day I received a phone call about a program manager position at Tiltware which was the company that consulted to Full Tilt Poker on software development and marketing. After Tiltware I spent about 2.5 years working at Party Poker where I was the poker room manager.

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How about–
And yet again, Big Slick is all-in against Siegfried and Roy.
A new one came to mind:
The Hilton sisters just got rocked by a couple of cowboys.
In a similar vein –
Big Slick nailed the Hilton Sisters on the flop.
They slowplayed each other across the table with every hand, all night long – she stroking his ego until he was on full tilt, and he riding her draw strong and loose past the turn, but then pulling out before the river every time. When they were finally going heads up on fifth street, he splashed his pocket prematurely. He flushed red, got a bad beat from her quads, and vowed never to go blinds into her pot again.