Poker Poker Humor — 15 November 2004

From time to time I’ll rant about being dead carded or use this space to record my frustrations but tonight I want to share one of the most beautiful things about having fish at your table. It’s when they act in a form of collusion that they’re not even aware of.

I had this guy sitting to my left this evening who was an uber-fish. He just didn’t seem to get it and I punished him like a dog. But the beauty is that not only did he put his own chips into the pot but he got others to put them in as well. Here was a typical hand:

I’m in EP and I look down and see a hand like QQ. I raise it up and get a few callers including my fishy friend. Flop comes AQ7. I check and he bets bringing a table full of callers back around to me and I raise. Turn is another blank and I check and he bets with similar results. I do this all the way to the river and he flips up some hand like 79s (with no flush draw) and the aces caught and two pair hands in the middle all muck.

Other players at the table might have started thinking there was something fishy (no pun intended) going on except he did it heads up too. Flop, I check, he bets, I raise, he calls. Turn, I check, he bets, I raise, he calls. River, I check, he bets, I raise and he calls.

This happened all night long over a 300 hand session.

It reminds me of a post by The Armchair on 2+2 I was reading the other day that almost had my Coca Cola coming out of my nose.

2/4 at the Taj. Asian woman to my right has QJo in late position and flops the nut straight. Someone bets into her, someone else calls, and she shows her hand to my friend and I. (My friend was on my left.) She starts cackling “I HAVE DE NUTS. THEY BET INTO ME AND I HAVE DE NUTS!” and raises.

They both call.

Turn is a blank and they bet into her again. At this point, she’s leaning over the table at them, screaming “I HAVE DE NUTS. I HAVE DE NUTS. IDIOTS BET INTO ME AND I DE HAVE NUTS!!” as she violently tosses in another raise.

On the river, they bet into her again! At this point she’s laughing hysterically. My friend and I are so shocked that we’re unable to say anything, and it’s a miracle that we’re both not snickering. She raises and gets called by both players and flips over her nut straight.

The calling station just looks up and says “sh*t.”

Ship It Holla Ballas!

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Bill Rini has been working in the online poker industry since 2004. He was a product manager for poker at Full Tilt and was the poker room manager at PartyPoker. Currently, Bill is the Head of Online Poker for WSOP.   Bill has been blogging about online poker since 2003 and is considered one of the leading authorities on the online poker industry.   "I like What Bill Rini said in his blog" - Doyle Brunson   "In other news, we had Bill Rini write an absolutely home run blog." Daniel Negreanu   "Industry insider Bill Rini has one of the most popular blogs in poker, with thousands of subscribers and fans regularly coming back for his universally respected insight into the industry" - Barry Carter (News editor for PokerStrategy, Co-Author: The Mental Game of Poker)

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  1. Y’know, whenever I flop a nut straight in Omaha High-Low, someone always sucks out a flush or a boat on the river and beats me. Maybe I shouldn’t be putting any money in that game after all…