HAHAH! That’s great!

Awesome!

We knew the truth was out there…excellent detective work!! LOL

It’s fantastic!!!! my chin still hurts from when my jaw dropped like a rock to the table…

There is also some serious deicrimiation on this “Party” site.

Have you noticed some players ALWAYS seem to leave a table with more money than they brought.

It’s as if some players are always losing, again and again…and others usually win.

I think the site is biased towards more experienced and skilled poker players. SCAM!

That could be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time…

lmao… I work for an online poker site not saying which one but.. one of the players posted me this link telling me they had proof sites are rigged… I thought OMG here we go an hour going though everything with them. All i can say is thanks to whoever did this.. it made my day very funny indeed.

LOL. You caught me with the cards in my sleeve the other night!

that made my morning lol…

That had to be the funniest thing that I’ve seen in a long time. I guess thats why J. Mays always loses and complains so much about the online poker rooms. Doesn’t matter he sucks at cards in real life too.

Very nicely done!

this is going world wide at the moment a real classic
greetings from Norway

Very funny. A nice link for our members.

funny…………..a little waste of time though
lol

have a good one,
cody

brilliant . was playing on pacific poker and some lad came on serious as u like and said ive got proof online poker is rigged . WHAT A MORON

I like it, well done. Something else you missed was that the dealer bares a close ressemblance to David Blaine.He is infact his older brother Peter and he can miraculously make cards appear & disappear under peoples hands without anyone noticing just like his brother.
Just one more thing mr Columbo, how did you manage to sneak the eye in the sky tape out of the security room.

I’ll tell you what.. It’s the god damn libians behind it all!

Thank you for making my day !
This is getting bookmarked for every person posting a “Rigged” post on RGP….

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5544945467&fromMakeTrack=true

Too funny!!!!!!!!!! Great work, thanks for a much needed good laugh.I knew something was fishy,and now thanks to you,I’ve got the proof to go to the gaming commission with!!!ROFL

Keep up the good work!

Perhaps the funniest thing I have seen in a long, long time.

Great work man. Funny as hell.

One note: It’s ‘redacted’, not ‘dedacted’ ;)

The dealer doesn’t have a chair…meaning the reason he deals off of the bottom of the deck is to only retrieve his balance every few hands. The guy with the tie matching his hair does indeed have a card in his sleeve. Only, it’s from an uno deck, therefore he is a moron!

made my night!!! great joke!

i always thought it was fixed.when that guy had 5 aces i started getting suspicious.party poker i want my millions that i lost back.

This is a Joke I know it because least im on a + with them. They Don’t take Money from me

I am so mad.Im closing my account immediately,lol

No wonder i am always losing on pp….now i know who to blame…….lol lol lol

nice photochop

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OMG! That’s hilarious! :D

Excellent!

nice

Great job, LOL.

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Haha, didnt expect to see that. :)

hahaha nice one.

to the people sure about the rooms riggin’ the games….

sure the idea is to have the dealer win right… i knew it i always lose to the dealer :)

lol

Unreal, that people wouldn’t have caught that before. Thanks Jason for breaking the truth.

lol

JD

24 hours in a day – 24 beerws in a case. Coincidence? I think not! Conspiracy, yes.

And now for the rest of the story.

“Excelent con, if anyone took the time to enlarge the original picture you will see that thos cards have been added in. The first give away is the different resolutions”
Who the hell is this idiot?
You mean they were photoshopped?? No way!!!!!

I don’t get it. Why isn’t anyone doing anything about this cheating.It’s not fair

First of all I play on numerous online poker sites. Every poker site pans out to be genuine that I have played, except Party Poker. I am 100% sure that Party Poker is rigged. Aside from my personal expereinces with Party Poker, you can go anywhere on the internet and see thousands of people that say the same thing, but you don’t read anything about the other poker sites. Why does Party Poker continually come up? It’s the only site if you flop two pair it’s usually a good idea to fold or fold pocket aces for that matter.
When I play online poker I usually play 4 games at once and the tables flops (at Party Poker)coincide from table to table, which sometimes I can figure out whether or not to play my hand based on what happens at the other tables Mostly I avoid Party Poker, but I am sure their is a way to use this rigged site to your advantage in knowing that it is fixed. I just can’t believe that this site gets away with this blantant and obvious card rigging. I am pissed and something needs to be done about it. Party Poker needs to be audited and taken off the internet.

The guy with blonde hair is a terrorist too.

Hmmm…look at player#7.Tell me what’s odd about him.That’s right,you got it,he is playing with the dealer button!!!Why is his left hand UNDER it?Is he putting knuckle sweat imprints under it to pass along a secret code to player # 8for the next round?Maybe it’s a double secret code to player # 2 to fix his right cuff.What’s in there?
Summary > The Dealer and players 1,2,7,8,9,10 are all cheating!!!
Hmmm… the table is definitely rigged!!!

funny shit man…lol..we’re all doom

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Nice artwork, but if you really want to see how corrupt online poker truly is visit http://www.pokerconduct.net/

thanks.
my earnings have been on a downward trend since u outed me.

LOL histerical

almost as funny as the fools that really think its NOT rigged.

like the guy that plays pacific and called somebody a moron.

hey i guess its just one of those things that they deal more full houses than flushes. you might want to start counting. i did. ob but wait i must be a moron. i think thats proof. silly me didnt realize that your supposed to have more full houses than flushes.

Great spoof. It’s tiresome seeing all the moans about poker being rigged on the forums, so it’s good to see someone taking them as seriously as they deserve. Got any more ‘scam alerts’?

vary interesting partypoker always has a way of making certain seats at a poker table win and everyone else once in every 15 hands for 1 win. i will try to see if i can find some totally trueful sites. i also think that paradisepoker.net might also be rigged. nice work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the ones’s that talk shit about PartyPoker are losers and can’t play the game

with all the corporate scum out there you have to be naive not to realize that online poker is fixed. The sites are loaded with shills and programming to speed up play.

As an expert player i have seen an inordinate amount of bad beats on many of the sites

While that is a funny post, the actual statistic tell a different story. After running a statistical review of Party Poker over 35,000 hands and 8 different players we found the distribution of cards and winning hands to be heavily scewed toward certain outcomes. For one example, an inordinate amount of straights, almost 4 times the random expectation per hands played, appeared in our study. For a poker player attempting to play with the odds, these rel=sults were startling to way the least. While we can not say for certain whether Party Poker has written these irregularities into their program, or if they are even aware of them, it is not advisable to play at a site where the deal is not random as robots and other statistical methods of cheating could be possible. While most internet poker sites have not shown these irregularities, we strongly advise to avoid Party Poker. Too many other poker sites with a better chance of being legite to take a chance on a suspicious site.

I had a few posts here, and they seem to be gone. Musta hit a nerve or something?

there are so called cheats that work on most poker sites, they are mathmatical based by entering in your dealt card and any exposed cards and in what postion these cards were in it only takes about 25 hands before it starts to work. you can see for your self http://www.powerpokerwizard.com i think you will be amazed.

Nice sarcasim…but since this site is put on the web by poker stars…or who ever…the sites are rigged…ab…so …loot…lee….got the fox watching the hen house…if you know what I mean….Who is going to monitor…LOL…how do they sleep at night????

gotta love it

Haha, thanks for the great laugh! iluv2cash, i see what your saying… its sad what the worlds come to

Personally I blame ebay for selling you the software in the first place. You can always trust poker players, after all.

Danny. You personally know that Stephen is gay? Hmmm….

lol. Oh man that was great! I was searching for other poker info, and linked to this page unexpectedly. Now, it’s a bookmark! Love it. Keep it up!

I’d just like to say that there is in fact poker sites who do actually rig the deck in order to lure ppl to play real poker.

Isn’t it funny how everyone of the so called
experts on the net claiming online poker to be
legit are all affiliates of on or more online
poker sites

haha, I was really thinking it was somethging serious till I came to “It looks normal unless you really examine the photo. Using some highly classified vector digital imaging software from the CIA I picked up on eBay for $50″
Then I nearly fell of my chair,so funny hahaha!

That’s my cousin dealing and my brotherinlaw to the right. HOWDARE YOU accuse them of cheating. I was there 4 th from the left. We may sue.

i’ve had a feelimg these sites were rigged. i’ve often floped straights and always lost to a flush. i play on 5 sites and it happens to all of them. i have won hands and had my money go to a different player. i’ve seen people go all in with 27os and win the hand. i play free roll on five sites and the only one one i’ll put money on is (hollywoodpoker) i have won my fair share of tourny’s on that site and consider it to be the only site that is not rigged.

I don’t know what to make of it . I seem to do not so bad in tournies . But it seems everytime i do a cashout I lose and lose and lose . Yesterday i played for more than an hour and a half on a tourney at pokerstars and i was not able to get a decent starting hand . note: I had cashed out for a tourney i came in 4 th place the night before . today i was doing real well in a re buy tourney i have pocket 8′s . the flop comes 8 J J i’m first to bet so i slow play the full house like i’m supposed to and i get action so i call and the turn is a 4 . he bets and i raise all-in for 25,000. he calls my all-in . Guess what the river was !!! you got it . it was a J and guess what he was holding in his hand . You got it . He had the last J . Co-incidence my ass. Bad beat my ass. another thing . I play a lot after winning big and when i do i used to go to ring games or sitn’go . I could never win . always seem to make 4th but could never crack the money. then i heard that they load the table with 3 or more players and they are all on msn messenger communicating there hands to each other . no wonder i can’t win. one last comment . pokerstars and most all other sites run out of khanawake, Quebec canada . An indian reservation run by the mohawk nation. The same mohawks who murdered a policeman . the same mohawks who smuggled liquor and cigarettes out of new york to sell for profit. the same mohawks who barricaded the mercier bridge and held the city of montreal hostage with .30 caliber browning machine guns . the same mohawks whom their elders(government) supported this . I have the news footage to prove it too.This is the gaming commission that controls these websites. corrupt, murderers, terrorists. why don’t these stories circulate? I don’t care if pokerstars or anybody finds out about what i am saying . I am done playing online . I am getting out now while i still have my shirt on my back .Shame on you chris moneymaker, shame on you greg raymer and shame on anybody else who helps to promote these corrupt sites. Ever wonder why you harldy ever see anyone from montreal, or quebec on these sites . it’s because they know . So Beware all .

to all those that think online poker is rigged, here is an easy solution, either
a) buy yourself one of those stupid RNG programs so you “know” what cards are going to come on the board (haha load of bs)(just spend some money for nothing)
b) carry on playing and giving your money to others who play properly
c)STOP PLAYING

oh and to the poster who stated that people call with 72o and win, sorry about that, thats one of my favourite hands, boy when the board comes in my favour, you get paid BIG time lol

Classic

ur stupid and probably dont understand poker
PROVE ME WRONG i am DARING U!!!FAGGOT!

There are people who work for the pokerrooms that can see all the cards, they win money and return it to the pokerroom. The only money they receive is a paycheck, with some nice zero’s.

You think they go through all that programmingtrouble for some rigging, no they just put in some cheaters who can see all the cards. Rake is just cover.

Manipulating software is as easy as 123.

But i think this is the best rigging joke i’ve ever seen. Lol, the only rigging joke i’ve ever seen. But to bad he hasn’t put more effort in evening up the resolutions.

I just dont get the card up the sleeve thing. Its not a god dang real player.. Card up the sleeve or not I dont see how it matters, its a computer player. Its not like the guy is actually there able to use the card!!!!!!!!! And the bottom of the deck thing is just a visual glitch… Everyone is blowing the whole thing way out of porportion…. Party poker is perfectly ligit…. I think all the losers need to quit whining because they cant manage to keep there account in the plus… I have never had any problem ruling every table almost and I certainly dont cheat… All of u need to read a few poker books and all of a sudden u will realize that the whole cheating idea is proposturous….. PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for STUTHEJEW, he says that he has no problem winning real games and at casinos, I believe.. But what he didnt bring up is the fact that at a real table u can see expressions and tells.. But online u dont have that, all u can go by is betting habits of other players and percentages.. He makes no sense.. U cannot expect to do well just because u are better in real life.. Yet another bullshit excuse for losing to much….. As for the same two hands in a row and the same suits, improbable but definately not impossible, and thats a fact, for sure not astronomical.. He is obviously not the pro he thinks he is or he would have seen it before….. Cant wait fr something to back up these rigging rumors for gods sake…All ive seen is sore losers whining!!!!!!!!!

I THINK PARTY POKER IS RIGGED.YOU GO ON STREAKS WHERE YOU WIN AND WIN,OR YOU GO ON LOSING STREAKS WHERE YOU CAN’T WIN NO MATTER WHAT HAND YOU HAVE AND NO MATTER HOW YOU PLAY IT.EVERYTIME I HAVE CASHED OUT,I ENDED UP LOSING MORE MONEY THEN I CASHED OUT.ONCE I WENT FROM $300 TO $4700 IN 2-3 DAYS.THEN ON THE FOURTH DAY I LOST IT ALL IN AN 1- 2 HOUR SPAN,I GOT POCKET ACES 2 OUT OF 3 HANDS AND LOST TO 2 PAIR I JUST COULDN’T WIN A HAND.I THINK YOU GET MARKED SOMETIMES TO WIN OR LOSE.AND THE AMOUNT OF BAD BEATS USUALLY ON THE RIVER IS DIGUSTING.

Sad to say, but it’s true, Online Gambling is definitely Rigged and all the facts can be found at http://www.pokerconduct.com/

Why is online poker rigged? Greed! It’s as simple as that. Plain old fashioned Greed!

Some try to say that these sites can’t make it on just the Rake alone, but that’s a bunch of BS! How many Brick and Mortar rooms have you heard about closing down because the Rake wasn’t enough revenue to keep things going? None, Zero, that’s how many!

Yes, I’m an advocate for PokerConduct and that is why I’m here. The TRUTH needs to be told!

Alright, here is what it is about. If online poker worked correctly, the fish would eventually get wiped out by the good players, and they would quit playing, costing the sites lots and lots of money. Therefore, this explains why my two straight all in pocket aces were called by the exact same hand, 2-4, and lost both times. They need the idiot fish to hit, in order to keep them playing.
Now, even being dealt pocket aces two straight hands is a rig in itself. Having the same hand call them twice, and wipe them out both times, is completely ridiculous. Online poker is so 100% rigged for action, it is amazing they still operate. Maximum rake, quick tourney turnover is all these crooks want. As well as keeping the idiot fish happy.

Online poker is about as random as the sun rising in the morning. In real life everyone does not hit big every hand. Esepcially in heads up preflop all ins during tourneys,

2 pocket pairs the lower pair most of the time catch sets against you if you are a marked player, or 2 over cards beat your pair 99% of the time.

One guy flops set other hitss runner runner str8 with to over cards, etc.

Sometimes this can happen yes, but nearly 100% of the time in these situations shorthanded on preflop all ins. Get Real. 4 cards involved in a hand always hit this big is not against the odds???

You so work for online poker and are a shill Bill

I used to think that online poker sites can not possibly be rigged so as to protect the integrity of the site, until one night when I actually saw something really strange. I was in a tourney and one guy told another to go all in. He did, and as I was thinking about my next move (pokerstars gives you 15 seconds to decide), after 5 seconds my hand was folded for me, and so were all the other player’s hands. The next 4 hands these two guys beat the rest of the players with: straight flush, full house, four of a kind (aces), and four of a kind (kings). Now how can you possibly explain that?

HAHAH Great post! First time viewing your site and this single post got me hooked. hahahahah thanks for the laugh, we need this sometimes in the serious world of poker ;)

FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
I ALWAYS HAD A SUSPICION THAT THE DEALERS AT PARTY WERE IN ON IT

2 year old blog post still raising a chuckle. Nice Bill, nice.

I just played in a Big MTT. AA lost 3 times in 10 hands, twice heads up and once 3 handed.
The winning hands heads up were J10 who flopped a Jack and hit runner runner flush, calling AA all in. 3 handed a fish with Q2 flopped Q2. Heads up again very next play after Q2 wins. AK raises preflop 500 reraised 2000 by AcAd and AsKs calls. Flop is 7910 with 2 clubs. AA reraises all in, and AK calls, runner runner JQ, and 3 out of 10 hands AA is out of the tourney. Of course it couldn’t possibly be rigged. We all know how honest online poker gaming sites are. Great Post Bill, you nitwit.

I’m never playing online poker again..

http://www.pokerconduct.com/ I saw this link posted earlier, so I checked it out and read about my current “problem” site Full Tilt. It lists http://www.kahnawake.com/gamingcommission/ as a place that holds the “permit” and “server” for Full Tilt, so I checked the other sites that they hold permits for and lo and behold, every site that I have lost money to is there, from poker to casinos. It amazes me that only the sites i’ve lost money on were listed. Not saying that the others are legit, but I feel almost black listed. I lose big and always to a bad beat, like AA to 10 9 os all in pre-flop and him hitting two pair (my most recent) on the poker sites (ie. Paradise, UB, BetUS, Full Tilt, recently). When I saw that they are all governed by the same entity, I litterally felt ill. All of these sites have my basic information (name, add, etc) so it’s not hard to group me in a “fuck this guy” category.

you’re a faggot with way to much damn time

wow i just need to say that people that posted on this are the fucking stupidest people i have ever heard. Things such as this isnt real i zoomed in that stuffs not there. NO SHIT. Its a joke. Wow i just needed to post to make the retards feel even more stupid

ha ha thats funny.
goes hand in hand with the last 2 comments on pokerconduct.com.
Paranoia let loose!!

Hey, funny, bad editting…obvious, clean up ur spots lol… There is cheats out there, and somewhat rigged…but still its not like ur playing slots…its strategic. Its about raising.

Raise w/ bad hand- Loss
Confident hand raise- Cant lose…(rig wont affect) the 4 aces are a lie, someone else at the table had 1 :)

Firstly, the initial images that sparked off this debate were added via photoshop for sure. I mean do you really think partypoker are stupid enough to graphically show that they are cheating players out of their money?!! They can just as easily do it without giving hints on the screens as to what they’re upto!

Secondly, although the screenshots posted are fake, I really do think that the site, along with the majority of other worldwide online poker sites, is rigged in such a way that will create maximum profits for them. After all, they are in the cut-throat world of business and will take up any way of screwing people over to maximize profits…

It’s just way too much of a coincedence that there are so many bad beats happening on the sites. People may argue that the reason is due to the higher volume of hands being played compared to non-online poker games, but if you look at the statistics of it all you will find that there are WAY too many bad beats occuring.

So the final word on the subject is:
DON’T BE SO FUCKING STUPID AND STOP PLAYING ONLINE!

ROFL AMAZING, thank you!

lol, remove it then, trust me i don’t need this link to get to top of google. :)
Enjoy your days of ripping people off guys, have fun pulling your hair out,we’ve been doing it long enough, thanks to you. we’re not going ANYWHERE.

Hehe – that is brilliant. I may link to this from PokerDIY if thats ok…

Pokerstarst and online poker is rigged. I was on the shortstack with 20 chips left, and i hit a full house 3′s full of 9′s. So i fold my suited connector next hand with my $100. The next hand i just smooth call my 34 off suit for 20. The flop comes 384. One guy put me in for my last $100 I predicted he had a pocket pair and the turn would put out another 8 to give him a higher 2 pair. Then when I called sure enough he had 99, and the turn threw out another 8 exactly as I predicted.

No I’m not pshychic I just have had this exact same scenario happen to me so many times, and it never varies is why I was able to predict this outcome. It’s a damn computer programmed, programmed to due whatever the programmers are paid to make it do. So to say it’s random is completely assanine.

I know what you are saying. I was at Hollywood Poker, a skin of Poker Room. I was talking with another player who just beat my ace queen with king nine after pushing all in with it. Ok thats not so bad. Then, Im dealt pocket aces. The big stack on the table goes all in, and I say to my buddy,and this is EXACTLY what I said, “heres where I go out, watch this, Im going to get raped”. I called his ace ten all in with POCKET ACES, a 90% favorite. Flop comes 2-10-10- just as I predicted and Im out of the tourney. He didnt even need the turn or the river.
Ive requested the chat from HOLLYWOOD POKER, and the will NOT release it to me. I wonder why?
I played 200 hands in this tourney, but I picked the EXACT hand where I would go out. Hmmmm, seen it all before, HOLLYWOOD POKER.
Here is the hand history. Suck on it.

NO_LIMIT TEXAS_HOLDEM $5+$1 (Real Money), #1,235,214,967
> TURBO 5+0.5 Multi Table Tournament, 8 Nov 2006 3:40 AM ET
> Seat 1: GrandyH ($7,540 in chips)
> Seat 2: marigomess ($16,235 in chips)
> Seat 3: icewolf61 ($9,905 in chips)
> Seat 4: BAZ-N.Z ($13,580 in chips)
> Seat 6: s.moore ($16,090 in chips)
> Seat 7: Put_em_Up1 ($8,650 in chips)
> Seat 8: Vanny2121 ($8,090 in chips)
> Seat 9: Jenstomat ($18,300 in chips)
> Seat 10: Sucker ($9,710 in chips)
> ANTES/BLINDS
> GrandyH posts blind ($1,000), marigomess posts blind ($2,000).
>
> PRE-FLOP
> icewolf61 folds, BAZ-N.Z bets $13,580 and is all-in, s.moore folds,
> Put_em_Up1 folds, Vanny2121 folds, Jenstomat folds, Sucker calls $9,710
> and is all-in, GrandyH folds, marigomess folds.
>
> FLOP [board cards 2S,10H,10C ]
>
>
> TURN [board cards 2S,10H,10C,4S ]
>
>
> RIVER [board cards 2S,10H,10C,4S,2H ]
>
>
> SHOWDOWN
> BAZ-N.Z shows [ AS,10D ]
> Sucker shows [ AD,AH ]
> BAZ-N.Z wins $3,870, BAZ-N.Z wins $22,420.
> SUMMARY
> Dealer: Sucker
> Pot: $26,290
> GrandyH, loses $1,000
> marigomess, loses $2,000
> icewolf61, loses $0
> BAZ-N.Z, bets $13,580, collects $26,290, net $12,710
> s.moore, loses $0
> Put_em_Up1, loses $0
> Vanny2121, loses $0
> Jenstomat, loses $0
> Sucker, loses $9,710

We do play online… Full Tilt is where the pros play….

WOW!!! I DID THE SAME THING AND ZOOMED IN it looks like that imagine ware can edit to…there was no card in his sleve even if there was it wouldnt be able to be used and it proly would be hidden better…

Full Tilt, where the pros play HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Where you sit on the button with kings, guy tries to steal with ace six, you reraise him, he calls anyways, and he “miraculously” flops trip aces. Then you ask him why he called the reraise, he says my ace six was suited. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Where the pros play. Where the fish play and win like everywhere else. Keep the fish alive we need customers. Without the fish we have no poker room. 80% of our business would leave us. Where the pros play HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

After 50 suckouts in a row on pokerstars!!!

This hand was the last draw for me!!! I quit!!

PokerStars Game #7805515263: Tournament #39894976,
Table ’39894976 3′ 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Sukie2 (3705 in chips)
Seat 2: sincystar (12665 in chips)
Seat 4: kendoggydogg (8090 in chips)
Seat 6: PatrickMagee (8505 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: helda (2205 in chips)
Sukie2: posts the ante 25
sincystar: posts the ante 25
kendoggydogg: posts the ante 25
PatrickMagee: posts the ante 25
helda: posts the ante 25
PatrickMagee: posts small blind 200
helda: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kendoggydogg [5s 5h]
Sukie2: folds
sincystar: raises 400 to 800
kendoggydogg: raises 1200 to 2000
PatrickMagee: folds
helda: folds
sincystar: calls 1200
*** FLOP *** [Jc Ts 2d]
sincystar: bets 400
kendoggydogg: raises 800 to 1200
sincystar: calls 800
*** TURN *** [Jc Ts 2d] [Js]
sincystar: bets 9200
kendoggydogg: calls 4865 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Jc Ts 2d Js] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sincystar: shows [Kc 7s] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
kendoggydogg: shows [5s 5h] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
sincystar collected 16855 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16855 | Rake 0
Board [Jc Ts 2d Js 7d]
Seat 1: Sukie2 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 2: sincystar showed [Kc 7s] and won (16855) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 4: kendoggydogg (button) showed [5s 5h] and lost with two pair, Jacks and
Fives
Seat 6: PatrickMagee (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: helda (big blind) folded before Flop

Can someone explain to me what I did wrong here???

Look, I played at Party Poker, and had tons of bad beats….I stopped playing there. It seemed way to set-up, it was eerie. A bad beats one thing but to have someone call all-in with 82 off suit up against AA and flop a full house seems way to convenient. WHY THE CALL TO BEGIN WITH?? Was he stupid? OR was it a set-up? We’ll get to that in minute…OK Then I tried Paradise,It was just a joke all together but thats personal preference I guess… Now I play at Poker Stars and I have had my ups and downs and its the same there too, more bad beats. As well as Vegas Poker 24/7, I am 3rd place for the week on the tournament leader board, I came in 6th and won $458 this week in a $50 buy in NL tournament…I seen alot of bad beats that game too! BUT My point is, no matter where you play you will see and experience bad beats, its part of the game. BUT you can decrease your odds by playing a different stradegy! YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR CHIPS…They dont put a gun to your head and force you all-in….I understand AA is very good and if you move you move, but its your choice just the same as the idiot with 57 suited thats going to call “cause its suited”…..
Remember that. It’s basically a coin flip!! Use all-in moves to your advantage, not just to do it cause the book says to, people online are different!! Be aware of who your playing with, watch them and there moves, try to determine if thats type of player you want to move in front of rather wait a round and see the flop…..I try to never put ALL my chips at risk unless I have VERY good odds I will win. Now i been bad beaten before, but it was still my choice to put it all in! Sometimes I win, Sometimes I lose, sometimes its a good hand, sometimes its bad…thats poker.

You are a damn idiot. The CIA doesn’t sell any kind of software on ebaY, much less “classified” vector digital imaging software for $50. By the way, do you even know what that means? You would have had to take vector calculus with some advanced computer science courses to even begin to comprehend how that stuff works, and judging from your rambling, I would guess you struggled to graduate high school. Putting this bullshit in your story completely discredits anything you said.

This is brilliant. I laughed out loud when I saw the card in the sleeve.

I was searching google for examples of real life cheating going on in online poker rooms when I came across this site. Almost had me fooled for a minute, nice work! haha

Actually, you’re wrong. I am a ranking professional in Atlantic City, New Jersey, who leads the city in single-table sit-n-goes. I have over $650,000 USD in cashes to date. Here’s the proof: http://www.tightpoker.com/news/msnbc-investigates-ultimate-bet-scandal.shtml

Anyone who says cheating and rigging doesn’t happen in online play is a pure idiot. For all aspiring players out there…live play is the only way to go.

Sorry to bust your site out for being false, but it is rigged, and there are a lot of cheaters.

Take it easy, retard.

Consider this….when answering the question is online poker rigged, the answer is clearly yes and no. When you start playing online most people opt for the free cash games and tournaments which I believe are fixed. It is in the best interest of every poker site out there to see to it that newbies feel the rush of winning so they will soon commit their hard cash to playing for real. I’ve been playing online for 5 months now(all freebies) and dispite my knowledge and experience increasing daily my success at the tables has actually gotten worse. Here are two simple examples, the other day I’m playing a cash game(freebie) and in less than 30 hands I got beat by two four of a kinds. The odds of seeing two four of a kinds in a single day at a B&M game are next to nil. The other day I played 10 hours straight at a B&M casino and I didn’t see a single four of a kind. I couldn’t begin to count the number of bad beats I have experienced online and I play daily hoping to make poker something I can do for a living one day. I sincerely believe that it is in the best interest of poker sites to ensure that newbies have immediate success when they play their trash hands and suck out the smart player with a runner-runner. Now real money cash games and tourneys on the other hand I don’t believe are fixed because now you can count your sudden bad luck at the tables to the mere fact that you are playing a higher caliber of player. I’ve watched pros play the freebies and get their a$$es kicked by some newbie that got “lucky” with a suck out. Ask yourself why the pros would even waste thier precious time allowing themselves to be beaten by newbies if not to give them the misguided belief that poker is easy and anybody can win if it’s your lucky day. They call it grinding out a living for a reason because it’s not easy. If you’re a newbie and you think that your success online after a couple of months will translate easily to the real world then boy are you in for a rude awakening. My advise for anyone starting out, invest the time to read the books, learn the game for free as much as possible and don’t take the bad beats personnally. Ask yourself if you played a solid game and if you can answer yes than you’re on the right track. Above all though manage your bankroll and your play at the tables responsibly and with discipline.
Let the cards fall where they may and God Bless to all the men and women who love this game as much as I do.

Yes he did. And if you look on this site at the definitive guide to poker cheating you’ll note that what occurred at both UB and Absolute was players cheating players. They poker room itself did not rig the game for its own benefit.

Personally, I think what happened at UB and Absolute was deplorable. The fact that security was so lax at both of those sites that this kind of cheating could go on for as long as it did is reason enough for the KGC to shut their doors permanently.

To Bill who posted on the 5th. You haven’t read up on the whole TRUE story. Yes some players cheated on UB and Absolute, and thanks to some industrious people, it was exposed, but that story is only the small tip of the iceberg. There are hundreds (maybe more) of others doing similar things on all the sites. BUT what is more troublesome is that long before the expose of UB and Absolute went public, the management of those poker rooms tried to bribe the people who had done the cheating to keep it quiet by offering them big big dollars. If you think that these online poker rooms are not rigged, or even feel some kind of need to be above board – WHEN THE WHOLE INDUSTRY IS ILLEGAL in the US, and every american who plays online is breaking the law – you are incredibly naive. Take care donkeys.

see how fucking rigged it is, 4 people with pocke pairs:

PokerStars Game #24219455363: Tournament #134680697, $3.00+$0.30 Hold’em No Limit – Level VI (100/200) – 2009/01/24 5:25:32 ET
Table ’134680697 64′ 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: zsolt230 (25320 in chips)
Seat 2: skin41 (10563 in chips)
Seat 3: Austin168 (7005 in chips)
Seat 4: theworldisur (8807 in chips)
Seat 5: viCo255 (8315 in chips)
Seat 6: HITMYCARDS (8385 in chips)
Seat 7: MrPloert (2737 in chips)
Seat 8: Pudvan (14560 in chips)
Seat 9: Master Stoni (5180 in chips)
theworldisur: posts small blind 100
viCo255: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Austin168 [Qd Qh]
HITMYCARDS: calls 200
MrPloert: calls 200
Pudvan: folds
Master Stoni: calls 200
zsolt230: folds
skin41: raises 200 to 400
Austin168: raises 600 to 1000
theworldisur: folds
viCo255: folds
HITMYCARDS: calls 800
MrPloert: raises 1737 to 2737 and is all-in
Master Stoni: folds
skin41: raises 7826 to 10563 and is all-in
Austin168: calls 6005 and is all-in
HITMYCARDS: calls 7385 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2178) returned to skin41
*** FLOP *** [Ah As 2s]
*** TURN *** [Ah As 2s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Ah As 2s Js] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HITMYCARDS: shows [9s 9h] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
skin41: shows [Td Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Aces)
skin41 collected 2760 from side pot-2
Austin168: shows [Qd Qh] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
skin41 collected 12804 from side pot-1
MrPloert: shows [8h 8c] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
Austin168 said, “**”
skin41 collected 11448 from main pot
CeMiHaIs is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 27012 Main pot 11448. Side pot-1 12804. Side pot-2 2760. | Rake 0
Board [Ah As 2s Js Th]
Seat 1: zsolt230 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 2: skin41 showed [Td Tc] and won (27012) with a full house, Tens full of Aces
Seat 3: Austin168 (button) showed [Qd Qh] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 4: theworldisur (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: viCo255 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: HITMYCARDS showed [9s 9h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 7: MrPloert showed [8h 8c] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 8: Pudvan folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 9: Master Stoni folded before Flop

if you say this is not rigged, you are a fucking idiot

Lol funny, wish i thought of it

It is rigged.

You’re a joke. People don’t even listen to the argument before strawmanning a completly different one. No one is claiming that internet poker favors any one player, jackass. The claim, which has evidence in the form of trial testing, is that most of these sites, like FTP, have been known to produce an inordinate amount of “high” hands to be realistic. In live poker there is not a flush or a straight or a set in every hand. If the dealing were more realistic, the players who play smarter and more realistic would win more, not the players who go all-in every hand and win on a bad beat.

Hi
Poker sites could very easily post results of 10 million+ hands (just remove all the players names) that would settle the arguments once and for all. Even withstanding requests to do so, none have yet that I know of. I do not wish to be another conspiracy nut but this is somewhat suspicious.

It seems possible to me that each site has experimented with several different RNGs (random number generators) and settled on the one that was most profitable. I realise that my statement doesn’t make sense because if they were truly random as there would not be any difference but perhaps there are degrees of randomness. Perhaps their systems are close to but not perfectly random. Only an extensive study of hand histories would prove it one way or the other.

As for the sample hand above, I’ve recently seen 3 pairs (ok not 4 but I’ve seen that too) dealt in the same hand in a live game and all 3 of those pairs made sets on the flop. I do not believe that the live game was rigged just that sooner or later if you play enough hands you’ll see everything.

Let’s hope that the poker sites end this debate once and for all by publishing a study of millions of hands played at their sites.

Joe

Bill Rini you suck big penis!

My AA stand up online over 87% (the last 25,000 hands).

The Part of the AA I mentioned earlier was meant ironic. I’m sure it’s more than 50% of the time AA hold up, in fact my AA hold up 66,67% of the time (last 10.000 hands), but that’s not the point. Sadly you just ignored the rest of my post.

The sarcasm is funny but online poker sites are rigged. Play live or don’t play!

Tell me, how do millions of hands compare to 40 billion hands? Flaw(s), whether intentional or not, could easily be disguised. It would be quite easy for them to provide a comparatively small sample which, when analyzed, resembled a normal distribution.

I know that this is an oldie (nearly 6 years ago), but it is still very, very funny. Nicely done Bill!

YOU’RE A FUCKING HOMO BITCH

all I have to say to the ones. who’s only proof that poker sites are not rigged is they would never risk there rep is UTB and ABSOLUTE. play on sucker

Seriously – best post ever. But I heard that dealer got fired after the UIGEA :D

Seriously – best post ever. But I heard that dealer got fired after the UIGEA :D

I really enjoy this, an article written with quality humor.Congratulations!

Flaw(s), whether intentional or not, could easily be disguised. It would be quite easy for them to provide a comparatively small sample which, when analyzed, resembled a normal distribution.

the more i play & study the less i believe “rigged”; however, my biggest gripe w rng alleged fairness is not post flop scenarios, but w pre flop. is it just variance that should be expected when in, for example, a s&g when im dealt every single non playable hand available & not sporadically but one after the other and on and on. not only are they not playable but the pattern is strange, too. like 2 9, next hand 2 9, next hand 3 9 then 4 9, then 2 9 again. patterns like that. is this just normal card dead crap?

Bill, I am new to the ind, have started this blog on party. I see that you have used party poker screen shots. Is that just an example or you have your doubts on Party’s RNG? Thanks for your help.

in omaha hi/lo i lose to pratically the same hand all the time..what are the chances of players having the same 3 cards nearly every hand ? obviously very high when playing online.

load of bullshit, we should start bashing the shit out of these gay poker geeks who tell us its not rigged while they are working for the companies who are ripping us off.I hope your children get cancer Bill you piece of shit

Not sure if this is true or not but I’ve read on another site that the Daily Mail (UK newspaper) commissioned independent research that found that making flushes, straights and full houses is 20% more likely on-line than would be predicted by the math. Personally I don’t believe that on-line poker is random as I think it’s beyond the capability of the servers that they use but it might be equally unfair.

Interestingly… I make my living from live poker but can’t seem to even break even on-line (I rarely win my all-ins even when I’m over a 90% favourite) whilst I have friends that do very well on-line but struggle live. It’s not that it’s a different skill set or anything like that IMO, I believe that they are more accustomed to the way cards fall on-line which is nothing like the way they do in the real world.

you make me want to puke,getting well paid for posting this rubbish by the well heeled rigged sites I would say fkn idiot,for every 1 thick cunt like you there are probably 10,000 knowledgeable people that have seen how these sites are operating.
pure fraud is the only description for how they are dealing,but i would think you will not have the balls to post this comment,people power should prevail here and all of these site should be sued for at least 2 billion dollars for what they have stolen and i emphasise stolen because they are fraudulently stealing our money and hiding their opperations in some remote crooked country to avoid detection.
I would say to everyone let us join together and take action against these scum and their payed supporters and wipe them out for good.
their supporters will bullshit about variance and randomness,and the amount of hands dealt,deal 1000 hands off line then deal 1000 hands online there is no comparison statistically the difference is staggering,and the fraud is so obvious it is sickening.
it is now time to out these criminal bastards for what they are.
SCUM IN SUITS

to lie,cheat and steal,is of no matter,till caught.I think malicious software ranks right up there with ponzi and madeoff bunch of cardtards!

images are photoshoped. nicely done actually usually game graphics are that crappy when zoomed. very realistic work. and how dumb can people be to believe this shit. those graphics are all programmed they respond to codes. having cards behind the desk or inside the arse doesn’t mean shit.

I’ve got go through a handful of the articles on your web site now, and I enjoy your style of writing a blog. I included it to my favorites web page list and will be looking at again soon.

I would like to thank the poker gods for letting me know that I fought the good fight to fend off the spread of mental illness by fulltilt poker scandal.
What a nice birthday suprize it is to realize your not crazy,retarded or delusional after 6months of limbo. I can’t wait for all the details on all the pain and suffering and who did what to manipulate,mindcontrol and program americans to be our own worst enemy by hook or crook.

i am not sure about rigged but I do notice I seem to get the same hands alot in one session and I take some unreal badbeats that the odds are so remote it is hard to believe,ex. I just finished playing for about 4 hrs on the hilife site a cake network site and I cud not win w/ AAs, KKs, QQs a str8, a flush didnt matter here is the last hand I playd. I was in the big blind and had 3 4 of clubs the blind are 1 and 2 hun seat in #1 pos makes it 4 hun to go every 1 folds but me and sb we both smooth call the flop comes A,2,5 I flop a str8 and chk so does sb. guy in 1st pos bets 400 I make it 800 sb folds, #1 calls turn comes an A #1 bets 1200 I push make it 2600 to go he calls and turns over A7 I have the wheel the rivr comes A! runr runr 4 quads WOW!!!!! I am not xactly sure but the odds of runr runr AA has got to b about 2 % w/2 As out. prettY F– kd and really makes me 1der rng?not so sure

Hi all, Online poker i do not know whether it is rigged but it does not represent true odds. if your a good poker player you know what i mean by true odds. You can calculate them and the hands in no way reflect this. every time someone gets a pocket pair they hit their 2 outer. this just does not happen in real life. all these 5 to 1 and 6to 1 draws all of a sudden become 2to1 and 3to1 online. Their software is flawed and needs to represent real playing better so that real players who know what their doing aren’t getting bent over by a bunch of idiots who see a pocket pair of 3s and auto push every time because it always trips em.