Coming fresh off the heels of Dutch Boyd’s attempts to sell pieces of himself via eBay, WPBT Superstar, Al Can’t Hang, has decided to sell small chuncks of his action via eBay as well. Seeing as how he busted me out of the Vegas WPBT you may very well be getting a good deal on this purchase. However, Al does caution:
Bidders should understand that I make no guarantees of my performance, save that I will be playing with a shot or six of Southern Comfort behind me. I will play my best game drunk, but even the best drunken hippies do not win every time they play.
I remember when I was a wee lad, my pappy would sit me on his knee and say “Son, a drunken hippie always wins.” I guess this was more of a general rule of thumb than a hard and fast truth.