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Poker 404 Error Pages

by Bill Rini on July 6, 2005

in Poker, Poker Humor

What would life be like if your 404 error pages had poker player personalities?

David Sklansky 404 Error Page

Phil Hellmuth 404 Error Page

Scotty Nguyen 404 Error Page

Daniel Negreanu 404 Error Page

Political 404’s can be found here

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{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Easycure 07.06.05 at 9:11 am

That cracked me up!

2 Maigrey 07.06.05 at 9:14 am

Hilarious! I”m glad I put my coffee down before reading.

(i hope this posts instead of getting ’security code invalid’ again, sigh)

3 thirstan 07.06.05 at 9:17 am

What a great way to wake up :) Loved them all but Daniel is 100% on the button!

4 fhwrdh 07.06.05 at 10:12 am

nicely done.

if you do a volume 2 i’d like to make some requests:

paul phillips: makes fun of the hellmuth page
lederer: super analysis of motivation that led to clicking
the crew: “we’re going to take over the 404 world!”
vvp: “putting the twigs and branches over a regular page, trapping the surferinto clicking. now show tunes are going off in the surfer’s head”

5 Joaquin Ochoa 07.06.05 at 10:39 am

Too funny…great one, Bill

6 Bill 07.06.05 at 11:39 am

I like your thinking Franklin!

7 iggy 07.06.05 at 12:38 pm

oh my – too damn funny.

8 Drizztdj 07.06.05 at 12:40 pm

Bill Fillmaff: You + Internet Surfing = Suck

9 Joe Speaker 07.06.05 at 3:33 pm

The contest is over. Bill wins.

10 Sean 07.06.05 at 9:43 pm

Great stuff Bill!

How about Sklansky, version 2:

“This web page isn’t here. Do you see why? I’ll let others elaborate.”

11 gracie 07.08.05 at 9:33 am

Hysterical!

12 StudioGlyphic 07.10.05 at 5:25 pm

Good stuff.

13 iopq 07.24.05 at 2:56 pm

That’s hilarious. I liked the Sklansky one and the Negraneu one. The Scotty Nguyen one was VERY obvious, although it’s kind of obligatory you make one, baby.

14 Frank Nagai Jr. 07.27.05 at 10:22 am

Doyle’s Page.

You know, there used to be a page here, but I got tired of everybody reading my web page and then using my secrets against me. I wish I had never written the damn book, but at least I can get rid of the doggone web site.

Note to Broomcorn’s Uncle. Don’t be so timid, click something already.

(Sorry I can’t do vernacular, you get the idea. – FNJ)

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