Poker Poker Humor — 06 July 2005
Ship It Holla Ballas!


About Author

Bill Rini has been working in the online poker industry since 2004. He was a product manager for poker at Full Tilt and was the poker room manager at PartyPoker. Currently, Bill is the Head of Online Poker for WSOP.   Bill has been blogging about online poker since 2003 and is considered one of the leading authorities on the online poker industry.   "I like What Bill Rini said in his blog" - Doyle Brunson   "In other news, we had Bill Rini write an absolutely home run blog." Daniel Negreanu   "Industry insider Bill Rini has one of the most popular blogs in poker, with thousands of subscribers and fans regularly coming back for his universally respected insight into the industry" - Barry Carter (News editor for PokerStrategy, Co-Author: The Mental Game of Poker)

(14) Readers Comments

  1. Doyle’s Page.

    You know, there used to be a page here, but I got tired of everybody reading my web page and then using my secrets against me. I wish I had never written the damn book, but at least I can get rid of the doggone web site.

    Note to Broomcorn’s Uncle. Don’t be so timid, click something already.

    (Sorry I can’t do vernacular, you get the idea. – FNJ)

  2. That’s hilarious. I liked the Sklansky one and the Negraneu one. The Scotty Nguyen one was VERY obvious, although it’s kind of obligatory you make one, baby.

  3. Good stuff.

  4. Hysterical!

  5. Great stuff Bill!

    How about Sklansky, version 2:

    “This web page isn’t here. Do you see why? I’ll let others elaborate.”

  6. The contest is over. Bill wins.

  7. Bill Fillmaff: You + Internet Surfing = Suck

  8. oh my – too damn funny.

  9. I like your thinking Franklin!

  10. Too funny…great one, Bill

  11. nicely done.

    if you do a volume 2 i’d like to make some requests:

    paul phillips: makes fun of the hellmuth page
    lederer: super analysis of motivation that led to clicking
    the crew: “we’re going to take over the 404 world!”
    vvp: “putting the twigs and branches over a regular page, trapping the surferinto clicking. now show tunes are going off in the surfer’s head”

  12. What a great way to wake up :) Loved them all but Daniel is 100% on the button!

  13. Hilarious! I”m glad I put my coffee down before reading.

    (i hope this posts instead of getting ‘security code invalid’ again, sigh)

  14. That cracked me up!