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Top 10 Things That Would Change if Doyle Takes Over the WPT

by Bill Rini on July 17, 2005

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Well, I had planned on coming up with 10 but it looks like Doyle’s plans are coming apart pretty quickly.

10. More cowboy hats
9. Age of models who bring out the cash will increase substantially
8. Tens and twos are wild cards
7. A pair of six shooters beat a full house
6. Mike Sexton’s status as “Poker Author” revoked for future “By the Book” episodes
5. Metamucil replaces Michelob Amber Boch as official beverage
4. More nap breaks

If anybody wants to take a shaot at 1 – 3, please feel free.

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Scott Chaffin July 17, 2005 at 10:00 pm

A pair of six shooters beat a full house

Reminds me of Ray Wylie Hubbard’s Missisippi Flush:
It’s a small revolver/and any five cards.

2 Easycure July 18, 2005 at 9:36 am

3. The winner gets toasted with Ensure, the offical drink of the World Poker Tour.

2. Vince Van Patten gets replaced by Betty White.

1. Texas Hold-’Em becomes legal in Texas.

3 fhwrdh July 18, 2005 at 11:30 am

i’ll take a crack:

3. every 2 hour show: :10 minutes of tourney, 1:50 of ‘big game’ highlights;
2. one seat at every final table is left open in case andy beal shows up;
1. all players enter the set on rascals (http://www.rascalscooters.com/).

4 Todd July 18, 2005 at 1:10 pm

3. Breaks every three hands for prostate exams
2. Two words: teeth optional
1. LifeAlert: the official emergency alert system of the WPT

5 Chilly July 19, 2005 at 1:17 pm

3. Todd style pony tail wigs required at all final tables.
2. “The Rascal”, offical scooter of the WPT.
1. Winners have to take cash and run a gauntlet of old time texas road gamblers to get out of the casino. Kevlar is encouraged.

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