Well, I had planned on coming up with 10 but it looks like Doyle’s plans are coming apart pretty quickly.
10. More cowboy hats
9. Age of models who bring out the cash will increase substantially
8. Tens and twos are wild cards
7. A pair of six shooters beat a full house
6. Mike Sexton’s status as “Poker Author” revoked for future “By the Book” episodes
5. Metamucil replaces Michelob Amber Boch as official beverage
4. More nap breaks
If anybody wants to take a shaot at 1 – 3, please feel free.
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A pair of six shooters beat a full house
Reminds me of Ray Wylie Hubbard’s Missisippi Flush:
It’s a small revolver/and any five cards.
3. The winner gets toasted with Ensure, the offical drink of the World Poker Tour.
2. Vince Van Patten gets replaced by Betty White.
1. Texas Hold-’Em becomes legal in Texas.
i’ll take a crack:
3. every 2 hour show: :10 minutes of tourney, 1:50 of ‘big game’ highlights;
2. one seat at every final table is left open in case andy beal shows up;
1. all players enter the set on rascals (http://www.rascalscooters.com/).
3. Breaks every three hands for prostate exams
2. Two words: teeth optional
1. LifeAlert: the official emergency alert system of the WPT
3. Todd style pony tail wigs required at all final tables.
2. “The Rascal”, offical scooter of the WPT.
1. Winners have to take cash and run a gauntlet of old time texas road gamblers to get out of the casino. Kevlar is encouraged.