Asshats Without Borders

I received an email today from a reader who informed me that some chucklehead decided to rip off my Online Poker Is Rigged post and slap it on a message board as his own work. Even funnier was when someone pointed out that the guilty party posted on another site that he was hiring people to post on one of his sites and that he had the following criteria for this dream job:

Spam, copy-paste and nonsense posts will be disregarded and you will be suspended if you do so – I have had a lot of bad experiences with people doing this in the past and I am VERY strict on it.

Maybe he doesn’t like paying other people to steal content because he can do that all by himself.

Anyway, his post gets picked up on digg and I get an influx of visitors. Some of those, obviously, have no sense of humor as I received an intellectually stimulating email exchange which I’ve posted below along with my response below:

Subject: [BILLRINI] Sack of shit!
From: XXXXX
Date: Mon, March 6, 2006 8:30 pm
To: XXXXXX

You are so bad at poker you actualy had to LIE about a computer cheating? Man thats low! I can see that you edited the picture to have that card in his hand. CIA software…LOL! SO LAME DUDE! SO Poorly poorly lame!

I responded:

Sir,

I’m very sorry you were born without a sense of humor. I’ve long been a contributor to Asshats Without Borders which attempts to help those born with your affliction. Thank you for letting me know that there is still more work to do.

Best,

Bill

To which he responded:

HA….Then yet again your a sack of shit. Thanks for the joke. Its people like you speading rumors like that are stupid. Its just plain dumb. And I don’t see the humor in that. Its not funny. Its like me telling you I am going to find you and RIP your nut sack off. HAHAH FUNNY! Thats a joke!

Man I love the internet. u r teh suck!!!!1!1!oneone

And just in case Mr. Funny Man stops by to read, I suggest the following link.


Get a brain morans