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Answers to the Most Frequently Asked Questions on 2+2

by Bill Rini on March 29, 2006

in Online Poker, Poker, Poker Humor

115202438 e131e3abd9 m Answers to the Most Frequently Asked Questions on 2+2Should I go pro?

No. If you have to ask a bunch of strangers on a message board, you don’t have the self reliance needed to be a professional player.

I’m 12 years old and going to Vegas with my parents next month. Are there any poker rooms that won’t card me?

None of them will until you try to cash out.

Do I suck?

Yes.

What’s the best online poker room?

Whichever one you’re playing at. What’s your screen name?

Do you play this any differently?

Depends.

Do I have to pay taxes on my poker winnings?

No. Just renounce your citizenship and move to a county that has no personal income tax.

Is online poker rigged?

Yes. No. Maybe.

Did I miss any bets here with a flopped full house?

Yes. You should have roshambo’d the dude for $50 on the river.

What’s the best book to learn poker?

Harry Potter and the Rivered Flush

Am I a fish?

Yes.

How long can a bad run last?

Forever

Who’s the hottest female poker player?

Your mom.

Photo lifted from Flickr user invervegas_webdata

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{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 on_thg March 29, 2006 at 5:08 pm

Bill, you’re on fire lately. Nice work.

2 Chip April 4, 2006 at 5:49 am

I have recently opened the can of online blogging. I never knew so many people were online talking about poker (and other worthless stuff). I only picked up poker about a year ago. I know “where have you been kid?” However, I found your site and really appreciate all the work you do for online blogging. Your name is everywhere out here. And you do an excellent job. Thanks!

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