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How To Play The Hammer

by Bill Rini on March 31, 2006

in Online Poker,Poker,Poker Humor

The Hammer - Mike the Mouth

Next time you want to regale the blogger community with your tales of playing the hammer, stop and ask yourself if your story is better than the photo above. This is a cash game, folks. A $10,000 pot with The Hammer!!!! Mike “The Mouth” Matusow represents.

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{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 danny 04.01.06 at 1:39 pm

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2 Jay 04.03.06 at 1:17 am

Wow looks like the hammer is on tilt or was really hoping that the player would not call his gigantic bluff. Too bad we don’t know the betting sequence of this match-up. Would have been interesting to see if Matusow went all-in pre flop with the worst hand in poker against the best. Or he tried to bluff mid-way thinking with a flop like that hopefully the other player had nothing.

3 Drizztdj 04.03.06 at 8:25 am

I’ve seen TheRip play against a lot of the FT pros, he’s definitely not a fish.

I think Matusow should get a WPBT t-shirt or something for his effort.

4 Joaquin Ochoa 04.03.06 at 9:35 am

I always though Mike as a punk-ass-bitch…but I think he should get a shirt for this one…wow…10G…we don’t see the amount of the hand though.

5 Brian Samples 04.03.06 at 11:48 am

I actually witnessed this one go down. The mouth did go all in preflop and the other guy inst-called with his Aces. Mike said Ooops! and E-Dog said something to the effect of
Mike, I just fell off my chair, what’s wrong with you!!??’

Mike left soon after.

6 Chip Lawson 04.04.06 at 9:28 am

Okay Bill.
He is a perfect way for shrewd online casino to cheat. Not proven unless you’re on the inside.

They set-up computerized “house accounts” to play statiscally perfect cards. Folding when appropriate, Raising and calling when pot odds and say its a good time. The money these accounts win (statiscally better than 50%)go back to the casino. No one could ever catch on. They would only play cash games no SNG’s or tourn’s.

What do you think Bill?

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