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From the monthly archives:

July 2007

Books I Want To Write

by Bill Rini on July 31, 2007

in General Ramblings

The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

You Were an Accident – A Children’s Book

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her – A Children’s Book

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry – A Children’s Book

Bar Brawling For Dummies

Cool Ways to Make Little Kids Cry

Nerf Weapons Throughout Military History

How To Write Award Winning Manifestos That Get You Noticed

How To Put The F U Into Fun

The Social And Political Impact Of Legos On Developing Third World Nations

Faking Your Way Through The Ethics Portion Of The Bar Exam

Tax Evasion For Dummies

1998 Q-Tip Buying Guide

Faking Sincerity: A Guide To Doing Business In Los Angeles

How I Turned $1000 on PartyPoker Into $27.92 In Cold Hard Cash

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In case you missed it . . .

by Bill Rini on July 31, 2007

in Online Poker, Poker, Poker Humor

It’s a few weeks old but Dean on 2+2 posted the hand history and the video of Krantz taking down a $95,795.50 pot off of perkyshmerky in a $200/$400 NL game on Full Tilt. He’s high as a kite in the video and he and his buddies are laughing uncontrollably. The setup is Krantz tries to limp HU in the SB. perkyshmerky raises it to $1200. Krantz pops it to $4000 with 86o. Flop comes Q high and Krantz pairs his 8. Check, check. The turn puts a second 8 on board and perkyshmerky decides to bet his KQ and gets himself all in.

One of the best lines is:

“Holy shit he’s never going to fucking see this coming. He’s going to be so goddamned shocked if this gets to showdown we will own his soul for the rest of his goddamned life.”

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Gutshot Poker Club

by Bill Rini on July 26, 2007

in Poker

I’m in London this week on business so a couple of my co-workers drug me out to the Gutshot Poker Club on Clerkenwell Road for lunch. This is the infamous London poker room owned by Derek Kelly who challenged the UK courts that poker was a skill game and was thus exempt from the gaming act. It is also where 2005 WSOP sweetheart Tiffany Williamson won her entry into the main event.

Being from Los Angeles and a frequent visitor to Las Vegas I was expecting a proper card room. Gutshot is anything but. You walk in and there are computer monitors all over the place. People are seated in front of a keyboard playing online poker . . . in a poker room. I had to become a “member” and pay a £3 fee as well as sign a involuntary tipping agreement which basically said I had to pay the house a percentage of any wins.

We came for lunch so we ordered from the bar. It’s a cramped space and we had to fight to find a place to sit to eat.

There was a tournament starting at 2pm with a £20 buyin so the three of us bought in and finished lunch. I can’t say that they run a smooth operation but they try. They use round tables so every table had the same confusion of people trying to figure out where the 1 seat was and then all the seats numbers that followed which delayed things a bit. It’s also a deal your own place so the staff simply resolve disputes and yell out when the blinds have gone up.

I had one guy at my table who had a laptop and was playing online poker and playing in the tournament at the same time. In LA they kick you off the table for taking a phone call.

Tournament started with about 50 players. I went out in 12th. Blinds were $250/$500 and I had about $2000 in front of me. MP limps and I’m on the BB with ATs. I push. He calls with A4s. Not only does he hit his 4 but he also pulls the flush so I’m sent to the rail. Oh well. That’s poker.

If you’re ever in London it’s worth checking out.

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Pushing Buttons

July 26, 2007 Online Poker

A friend IM’d me on tilt the other day so I decided to push his buttons. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

OY: Bill seriously
OY: i go all-in
OY: with 95
OY: ne4d to steal the blinfds and shit
Bill Rini: premium hand
OY: I GET CALLED by 10 3
OY: what the fuck
OY: i hate HELLKAT
OY: it [...]

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HellKat Poker

July 23, 2007 Online Poker

PartyPoker released a beta version of HellKat Poker last week. What is HellKat? It’s a time based SnG. Instead of playing until one player has all the chips (or until you bust out) the tournament lasts a specific time period (say 15 minutes). At the end of 15 minutes any active [...]

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If you can’t say anything nice . . .

July 21, 2007 Poker

I ran across a post on the Matusow Truth Blog that I thought was worth a mention. The site is run by Scott Matusow, Mike’s brother and most of the time it’s pretty basic stuff about Mike. But the post that I’ve taken issue with is Scott’s analysis of the final table of [...]

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ZOMG Web Crash 2007

July 20, 2007 Online Poker

Kinda poker related because they show the PartyPoker logo.

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Dear Piece Of Trash

July 20, 2007 General Ramblings

Nothing poker related in this but it is funny so I thought I would share.
Cleveland Councilman Michael Polensek wrote a letter to an alleged drug dealer who was arrested in his district. It’s a scathing, profanity-filled letter tearing Arsenio Winston a new a-hole.
Here are some choice quotes:
Mr. Winston, you have to be “dumber than [...]

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When Bad Things Happen To Bad People

July 20, 2007 Is Online Poker Legal?

Ran across this little story the other day. Retired Baptist minister and Cabarrus County commissioner, Coy C. Privette, got caught with his hands in the honey pot when he got popped for several misdemeanors related to prostitution. Now, the whole politician/minister thing makes this funny enough alone but the article goes on to [...]

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