A friend IM’d me on tilt the other day so I decided to push his buttons. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
OY: Bill seriously
OY: i go all-in
OY: with 95
OY: ne4d to steal the blinfds and shit
Bill Rini: premium hand
OY: I GET CALLED by 10 3
OY: what the fuck
OY: i hate HELLKAT
OY: it sux
OY: i am on massive tilt
Bill Rini: go post something on 2+2
OY: i hate it…. fucking for losers only…
OY: and every time i am one of the blinds
OY: bad beat after bad beat
OY: i am
Bill Rini: post some hand histories. show everyone how you made a move with 95
Bill Rini: was it sooted?
OY: no
Bill Rini: 95o?!??!?!?!
OY: had to steal idiot
OY: had to
OY: low on chips only 5 mins remaining
Bill Rini: how’d that work out?
OY: fucked up
OY: serioulsy
OY: 10 3 calling in that situation
Bill Rini: maybe he figured his cards were live
OY: i am sucking out left right and centre now
OY: about time
OY: bill
OY: i am maasive chip leader
OY: #1344987
OY: get fucked
OY: go all in pre flop
OY: QQ v 77
OY: of course he hits a 7
Bill Rini: hey, you finally monied
OY: but bullshit
OY: e veryone all in every hand
OY: should have got 2nd
OY: the jackass or short stack got 1st
OY: fucking shit
Bill Rini: considering your past performance . . . just take the win and shut up
OY: lol
OY: fair call
OY: but i sucked out so much i deserved a victory
Bill Rini: what number was that? 15? 20?
OY: i have a new strategy
OY: 14 now
OY: sit out for the first 5 mins
OY: they go all in at end
OY: hit and hope
Bill Rini: here’s a strategy . . . win
OY: too complicated
Bill Rini: don’t push with 95o
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Hi, my name is Bill Rini and this is my poker blog. I've been blogging about poker and the poker industry since around 2003-ish. Like most people I started out playing poker as entertainment in home games whenever we wanted to sit around and smoke cigars, drink beer, and eat pizza, and needed a good excuse. I started playing online shortly after the first online card rooms opened and it wasn't long before I was playing 20, 30, or even 40 hours a week or more. One day I received a phone call about a program manager position at Tiltware which was the company that consulted to Full Tilt Poker on software development and marketing. After Tiltware I spent about 2.5 years working at Party Poker where I was the poker room manager.
