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Send In Your Player Notes

by Bill Rini on July 8, 2008

in Heard At The Table, Online Poker, Poker, Poker Humor

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One of the guys I work with started reading off some of the notes he had taken on other players and he had all of us rolling.  I asked him to send over some of his less offensive player notes and I’ve included them below.

Stalk this player… he is the worst player… loads of money available from him

Prone to MASSIVE tilt…worse than me

thinks he is a good player….stroke his ego….f*ckin fish.

Cheating player….no class whatsoever…had $100…left then came back with $20 CHEAT

passive player who will chase…value but also bad beat city

Alicia Silverstone - absolutely f*ckin clueless.

He owes $150 (24/2/07) get back with interest

shit player… he draws for a draw

plays junk hands….hard to bluff…. always calls **VALUE**

SHIT player…a GERMAN…enough said

good player…makes some good moves on tricky boards….be weary of this monkey

he brings new meaning to the work DONKEY. Seriously…just F*CK HIM Up any way you can…

uses extemely bad language…sore loser

very looose player….and gives the most amazingly bad bets in the history of the game.

Watch for abusive language

wanker…time waster…CHANGE TABLES!

Son of bitch. Lucky f*cker

muther f*cking son of a bitch. The bloke cant miss when he chases

biggest FISH on the site

What are some of the most bizarre, tilted, angry player notes you’ve taken on other players?

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