One of the guys I work with started reading off some of the notes he had taken on other players and he had all of us rolling. I asked him to send over some of his less offensive player notes and I’ve included them below.
Stalk this player… he is the worst player… loads of money available from him
Prone to MASSIVE tilt…worse than me
thinks he is a good player….stroke his ego….f*ckin fish.
Cheating player….no class whatsoever…had $100…left then came back with $20 CHEAT
passive player who will chase…value but also bad beat city
Alicia Silverstone – absolutely f*ckin clueless.
He owes $150 (24/2/07) get back with interest
shit player… he draws for a draw
plays junk hands….hard to bluff…. always calls **VALUE**
SHIT player…a GERMAN…enough said
good player…makes some good moves on tricky boards….be weary of this monkey
he brings new meaning to the work DONKEY. Seriously…just F*CK HIM Up any way you can…
uses extemely bad language…sore loser
very looose player….and gives the most amazingly bad bets in the history of the game.
Watch for abusive language
wanker…time waster…CHANGE TABLES!
Son of bitch. Lucky f*cker
muther f*cking son of a bitch. The bloke cant miss when he chases
biggest FISH on the site
What are some of the most bizarre, tilted, angry player notes you’ve taken on other players?
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Hi, my name is Bill Rini and this is my poker blog. I've been blogging about poker and the poker industry since around 2003-ish. Like most people I started out playing poker as entertainment in home games whenever we wanted to sit around and smoke cigars, drink beer, and eat pizza, and needed a good excuse. I started playing online shortly after the first online card rooms opened and it wasn't long before I was playing 20, 30, or even 40 hours a week or more. One day I received a phone call about a program manager position at Tiltware which was the company that consulted to Full Tilt Poker on software development and marketing. After Tiltware I spent about 2.5 years working at Party Poker where I was the poker room manager.
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