You hear some of the funniest things sitting at a poker table. Stress, boredom, and alcohol often cause people to say the darndest things.
First on the list was a co-worker and good friend who is known for his passionate approach to poker (i.e. he tilts easily) letting me go through his player notes:
Prone to MASSIVE tilt…worse than me
Alicia Silverstone – absolutely f*ckin clueless.
SHIT player…a GERMAN…enough said
muther f*cking son of a bitch. The bloke cant miss when he chases
But best of all he labeled two different players:
uses extemely bad language…sore loser
Watch for abusive language
You can check out the rest of his ranting player notes here.
Here’s some fun chat from a recent game:
Man, I really hope I win this hand.
My grandmother needs an operation.LOSES HAND
Damn, no boob job for grandma.
Floorman! We need another player over here. Send us a drunk or a chick with big boobs.
– Commerce Casino
“I think you’re bluffing but I can’t beat a bluff.”
I’m going to move my Charles Schwab account to PartyPoker.
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Hi, my name is Bill Rini and this is my poker blog. I've been blogging about poker and the poker industry since around 2003-ish. Like most people I started out playing poker as entertainment in home games whenever we wanted to sit around and smoke cigars, drink beer, and eat pizza, and needed a good excuse. I started playing online shortly after the first online card rooms opened and it wasn't long before I was playing 20, 30, or even 40 hours a week or more. One day I received a phone call about a program manager position at Tiltware which was the company that consulted to Full Tilt Poker on software development and marketing. After Tiltware I spent about 2.5 years working at Party Poker where I was the poker room manager.
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Good Stuff!
LOL
Some really funny Quotes your friend has.
By the way Ask for the username of the Guy who tilts easier than him.
Theres a good chance thats me.
Great Blog