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Blast From The Past: Best “Heard at the Table” Posts

by Bill Rini on July 2, 2009

You hear some of the funniest things sitting at a poker table. Stress, boredom, and alcohol often cause people to say the darndest things.

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First on the list was a co-worker and good friend who is known for his passionate approach to poker (i.e. he tilts easily) letting me go through his player notes:

Prone to MASSIVE tilt…worse than me

Alicia Silverstone – absolutely f*ckin clueless.

SHIT player…a GERMAN…enough said

muther f*cking son of a bitch. The bloke cant miss when he chases

But best of all he labeled two different players:

uses extemely bad language…sore loser

Watch for abusive language

You can check out the rest of his ranting player notes here.

Grandma Needs an Operation

Here’s some fun chat from a recent game:

Man, I really hope I win this hand.
My grandmother needs an operation.

LOSES HAND

Damn, no boob job for grandma.

More boob humor

Floorman! We need another player over here. Send us a drunk or a chick with big boobs.

– Commerce Casino

Don’t Bluff a Bluffer

“I think you’re bluffing but I can’t beat a bluff.”

Wise Investment Advice

I’m going to move my Charles Schwab account to PartyPoker.

 Blast From The Past:  Best Heard at the Table Posts

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1 guccee July 28, 2011 at 9:53 am

the best one liner to get broke off to that I witnessed was that fulltilt poker was run by the SKULLS. After repeated times of this occurance,I tend to believe NUMBSKULLS is better more accurate term. whats your spin bill or no comment is fine. anyone that repeated this got the old wig split with great swiftness

2 Gerry Poltorak July 2, 2009 at 4:13 pm

LOL

Some really funny Quotes your friend has.

By the way Ask for the username of the Guy who tilts easier than him.
Theres a good chance thats me.

Great Blog

3 Riggs July 2, 2009 at 11:12 am

Good Stuff!

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