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Blast From The Past: Best “Heard at the Table” Posts

July 2, 2009 Heard At The Table

You hear some of the funniest things sitting at a poker table. Stress, boredom, and alcohol often cause people to say the darndest things. First on the list was a co-worker and good friend who is known for his passionate approach to poker (i.e. he tilts easily) letting me go through his player notes: Prone [...]

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Send In Your Player Notes

July 8, 2008 Heard At The Table

One of the guys I work with started reading off some of the notes he had taken on other players and he had all of us rolling.  I asked him to send over some of his less offensive player notes and I’ve included them below. Stalk this player… he is the worst player… loads of [...]

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Grandma Needs an Operation

December 6, 2006 Heard At The Table

Here’s some fun chat from a recent game: Man, I really hope I win this hand. My grandmother needs an operation. LOSES HAND Damn, no boob job for grandma.

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Horses and Donkeys

March 13, 2006 Heard At The Table

You can lead a horse to water, but only a donkey will follow you to the river. – Contributed by Chris@ What is this?

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Boobs And Drunks

March 8, 2006 Heard At The Table

Floorman! We need another player over here. Send us a drunk or a chick with big boobs. – Commerce Casino

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Tie With A Flush

February 22, 2006 Heard At The Table

I just lost this huge pot. I thought when two players both had a flush that it was a tie. – Commerce Casino, 2.20.06

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Moving Money

February 17, 2006 Heard At The Table

Overhead at the poker table: I’m going to move my Charles Schwab account to PartyPoker.

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Heard at the Poker Table

February 4, 2006 Heard At The Table

“I think you’re bluffing but I can’t beat a bluff.”

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I Was Almost Crying

November 21, 2004 Heard At The Table

After busting out about mid-way through Grubby’s Blogger Tournament I played some cash games. Hey, I had to make back my rebuy money. Anyway, I’m on one of the funniest tables I’ve ever seen before. Two guys are sitting next to each other and they are both maniacs. They frequently get into raising wars with [...]

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