You hear some of the funniest things sitting at a poker table. Stress, boredom, and alcohol often cause people to say the darndest things. First on the list was a co-worker and good friend...
Category: Heard At The Table
One of the guys I work with started reading off some of the notes he had taken on other players and he had all of us rolling. I asked him to send over some...
Here’s some fun chat from a recent game: Man, I really hope I win this hand. My grandmother needs an operation. LOSES HAND Damn, no boob job for grandma.
You can lead a horse to water, but only a donkey will follow you to the river. — Contributed by Chris@ What is this?
Floorman! We need another player over here. Send us a drunk or a chick with big boobs. — Commerce Casino
I just lost this huge pot. I thought when two players both had a flush that it was a tie. — Commerce Casino, 2.20.06
Overhead at the poker table: I’m going to move my Charles Schwab account to PartyPoker.
“I think you’re bluffing but I can’t beat a bluff.”
After busting out about mid-way through Grubby’s Blogger Tournament I played some cash games. Hey, I had to make back my rebuy money. Anyway, I’m on one of the funniest tables I’ve ever seen...