Top 10 Things That Would Change if Doyle Takes Over the WPT

Well, I had planned on coming up with 10 but it looks like Doyle’s plans are coming apart pretty quickly.

10. More cowboy hats
9. Age of models who bring out the cash will increase substantially
8. Tens and twos are wild cards
7. A pair of six shooters beat a full house
6. Mike Sexton’s status as “Poker Author” revoked for future “By the Book” episodes
5. Metamucil replaces Michelob Amber Boch as official beverage
4. More nap breaks

If anybody wants to take a shaot at 1 – 3, please feel free.