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Bluff Magazine recently announced their Power 20 of poker and I’ve seen several people comment here and there about who should or should not have been on the list. Before I give my views, here’s the list:

1. PokerStars
2. Full Tilt Poker
3. Mitch Garber
4. Howard Lederer
5. Ty Stewart
6. Doyle Brunson
7. Joe Cada
8. Barney Frank
9. Tony G
10. Daniel Negreanu
11. Phil Ivey
12. John Pappas
13. Mike Sexton
14. Mori Eskandani
15. Brian Balsbaugh
16. Lance Bradley
17. Joe Sebok
18. Barry Shulman
19. Matt Savage
20. Per Hagen

I think if Bluff is going to recognize entities like PokerStars and Full Tilt Poker then I’m not really sure on some of the other logic. Is Mitch Garber #3 because he’s Mitch Garber or is he #3 because he is essentially in charge of the WSOP at the moment? If it’s the later then shouldn’t the WSOP be #3 instead of the man?

Now, don’t get me wrong, I used to work for Mitch and he’s a very bright and intelligent guy and very capable of leading the WSOP but my question goes more to whether he would be on the list if he would have taken another job. If he was running another poker room would he be #3? Personally, I don’t think he would be. I don’t find that to be a reflection on Mitch but more on how these rating things tend to skew results towards organizations than individuals even though they honor the individual who is at the top of the organization.

Which makes it equally confusing as to why they left off Ray Bitar (CEO Full Tilt Poker) or Isai Scheinberg (founder PokerStars). If you’re going to name Full Tilt and PokerStars as the top two in your Power 20 then how do the driving forces behind them not even get a mention?

And what about Bluff’s Editor in Chief, Lance Bradley, being on the list? Is Lance Bradley that influential or is Bluff? I’m not taking a stab at Lance as I don’t even know the guy. I’m simply asking why name a person in one instance and an entire company in another?

I’m also not really a fan of picking the current WSOP ME winner as a shoe-in for the list. Joe Cada is probably a really cool guy but this time next year will he make the list after a new WSOP champion has been crowned? If not, what is he doing on the list? Why not just list it as “Current WSOP ME Champion”? Shouldn’t the list reflect lifetime contribution to the industry rather than who’s the flavor of the week? I mean that in no disrespect to Cada but let’s face it, the press is fickle and the spot on the Power 20 goes to the current WSOP ME champion and not to the actual individual human being.

Overall putting together these types of lists is difficult. Mostly because it’s subjective. On top of that Bluff claims “Each year BLUFF Magazine seeks the opinion and input of the poker industry in hopes of putting together a comprehensive list for our readers of the most influential and powerful people in the poker industry” which sounds good on paper but if you ask a group of people who all have a certain view on the industry your list is going to be biased towards that view.

For instance, the list seems to be somewhat over-represented with agents and media people. Considering the billions of dollars made throughout the industry do they really represent that much influence? Or is it that a magazine publisher would need to deal with agents in order to get exclusive interviews so these people seem much more influential than they might be to the industry as a whole.

I really don’t know and I’m not accusing anyone of anything other than being subjective which leaves room for others to question how the list was put together. You can’t really argue with lists like Fortune 500 or Forbes Richest lists because they’re objective. Forbes may love me but that still doesn’t mean I can get a spot on their rich list.

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A few years back a bunch of us from Full Tilt went to Vegas to watch the young Mr. Hanel get married. One of the nights out on the town included a monster drinking session with Phil Gordon and some drunken roshambo’ing for cash.

The always lovely April was kind enough to capture the moment on film.

Screen shot 2010 02 04 at 7.21.26 PM Phil Gordon, Chris Hanel, The Wampler, and Me Roshambo for Cash

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Copytards

by Bill Rini on December 21, 2009

in Poker Humor

I love running across websites that lift content from me. I especially love it when they try to mask their theft by running the copy through a algorithm designed to make it seem different enough that Google and the other search engines will think that it’s unique content.

Here’s one I ran into recently.

Screen shot 2009 12 20 at 10.24.46 PM e1261323662548 Copytards

They basically copied the post I did, 7 Famous Poker Players Who Have Had Brushes With The Law.

Here was the original paragraph about Steve Zolotow and Howard Lederer:

After becoming friends at the infamous Mayfair Club in New York Steve and Howard struck out to conquer the sports betting world. Steve wasn’t half-bad at handicapping and used another handicappper to perfect a betting system that was making them a lot of money. Steve estimates that clearing a million a season was a good season for them. Unfortunately, the duo got busted by the cops who thought they were bookies rather than bettors. They were released but the police confiscated most of their money which set them back. They set up shop again in Las Vegas but the FBI came calling and seized their funds again. Both decided making money betting sports with the tougher lines and the constant hassle from the police was too difficult and they migrated back to playing poker professionally

Now look at the nonsense their little re-writer turned the article into. histrion Lederer? New royalty?

I won’t link to the guy’s site because he lifts my content pretty regularly but he doesn’t even have any ads or anything on the site. I’m not even sure what the purpose of stealing people’s content and then messing it up is.

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