Your Poker Horoscope

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19) Your lucky numbers today are 10 14 52 64 7 2. Go bet your life savings on the lotto. You’re getting better odds than when you sit down at the poker table. Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20) Beware the Matador! Gemini (May 21 – Jun 21) The Hilton …

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How Far Would You Go To Play Poker?

A woman, flush with fear, dialed 9-1-1 Saturday after returning from a night out with her husband. She had just watched helplessly as two men ambushed him in the couple’s garage, threw him in a car and sped away. . . Unbeknown to the officers and the ‘victim’s’ wife, the whole incident was staged by …

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Play Poker Like The Chemos

In this amazing new book you will learn how to use cancer to your advantage at the poker tables. Felicia Lee Dyer will show you how you can beat the world�s best players using little more than your medical condition. Here�s an actual excerpt from the book: It was a tough match up but I …

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How to Outplay Waitresses the World Champions Way

A waitress had asked Phil what he wanted to drink about 2 hours into the first day, and Phil had giving a remarkable display of composure and table talk. He never revealed what he wanted whilst simultaneously trying to put the waitress off track. Sure enough, when she returned with a rum and coke, Phil …

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Google Fight: Phil Hellmuth vs. Dutch Boyd

For those of you not familiar with Google Fights, they are a way to use Google to arrive at scientifically significant decisions*. You take a keyword and google for it and then you take a competing keyword and google for that and the winner is the one with the most results. Here, we present Phil …

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